I saw 4 clients last week who reported with anxiety symptoms due to reading/watching/hallucinating the news about the credit crunch.
Remember, Headmind - like the newspapers, makes money out of bad news. You don't have to go there if you don't want to.
Click on to learn more about how to make Headmind work for you and eliminate worries.
I counsel all my readers not to read newspapers, or watch BBC doomsters who are merely adding to the daily panic.
If you haven't managed to get Headmind back under control yet then here are a few jokes that might help your sense of humor. They were sent to me by a reader in the City of London.
- CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.
- CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.
- Bull Market - A random market in which a trader who talks a lot thinks he is a financial genius.
- Bear Market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
- Broker - Your new life in a nutshell.
- Stock split - When your partner and his/her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
- Cash flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet, fast.
- Financial Advisor - Someone who is now receiving psychiatric treatment for persistent delusions
Comments